HOME A Novel #Giveaway You Can’t Scream Here #Contest

June 17, 2016

After discussing my feelings of a CAMELBAK eddy water bottle with a friend, I’m still on the fence whether I like the idea of biting down on a rubber bite valve while sucking water into my mouth; the idea is on the verge of being uncomfortable, unless you’re a vampire, which I’m not. I’m not opposed to putting rubber/silicone in my mouth, like a ball gag for instance, which is a great silencer; ask Ace of Buckets, he’s an expert in the matter. Then it occurred to me, when/where wouldn’t it be appropriate to scream, and need a ball gag to keep quiet so no one knows what you’re up to?

Tell me where you think it to not be appropriate to scream, for any reason, anywhere, any time. Submit your idea in the comments below, and you could win a signed copy of HOME A Novel.

Bizarro Fiction Author Charles W Jones Home A Novel 3D book image

Contest Rules: The entrant with the most bizarre, demented, or funny place where you can’t scream will win a signed paperback copy of HOME A Novel (grand prize). There will only be one grand prize winner. The grand-prize winner will be contacted via email (please submit a valid email address in the email field) for shipping address to deliver the prize. Email addresses are not shared with other sources. Enter as many times as you want. No prize substitutions will be offered. The panel of judges will be selected by the author, and will remain anonymous. This contest ends June 30, 2016, entries submitted after 11:59:59 PM Mountain Time (USA) will not qualify. Contest details are subject to change, and will be posted as an update here.