#HumpDayChallenge Week 24 Turkey Day Edition!

November 23, 2011

“I love the Clash,” Joel said. “They’re awesome.”
“What are you talking about, Pilgrim?” the other asked. “They suck ass.”
“Why are you always such a turkey? I can like who I want.”
“You’re too green to have an opinion, Pilgrim.”
“Quit calling me that.” He said to the cardboard standee of John Wayne at the end of the video aisle. 
“Sorry, I thought I’d try something new,” the other replied. “It is quite boring being stuck in the gilded dome of your head. Watching you blunder and never taking my advice. I thought you might listen to John Wayne.”