Odd Song from Camp

October 14, 2011
For some reason this odd song from camp popped into my head this morning.

A girl sat on her hammock and strummed her guitar
strummed her guitar
strummed her guitar
A man sat beside her and smoked a cigar
smoked a cigar
smoked a cigar
He told how he loved her but oh how he lied
oh how he lied
oh how he lied
She died of a heartbreak because of his lie
because of his lie
because of his lie
He went to the funeral but just for the ride
just for the ride
just for the ride
A tombstone fell on him and squish squash he died
squish squash he died
squish squash he died
She went up to heaven and flip flop she flied
flip flop she flied
flip flop she flied
He went down below her and sizzled and fried
sizzled and fried
sizzled and fried
The moral of the story is don’t tell a lie
or you will sizzle and fry.

What the hell kind of camp did I go to?